
cute, huh?
she joined the fulghum family on saturday and is getting adjusted to life in the city.
this is a story about our first day with lucy.
in order for you to fully appreciate it, you probably need a little background info.
on me.
growing up i had a couple different dogs, but i've never really been a dog person. actually i've never really been an animal person at all. it's not that i didn't like animals. it's just that i didn't like animals to touch me. this viewpoint got me harassed. a lot.
apparently people assume...you don't like animals...you're a horrible person.
well recently, not only have i started allowing dogs to touch me, i've started to like them too. i know. crazy. i learned they really aren't so bad.
so, this leads to the fulghum's getting a dog.
enough of this boring stuff. on to the goodness.
anyways, we pick lucy up on saturday from her breeder, in a small town outside of st. louis. four hours from kansas city.
now, clay and i are both oldest children so obviously there is a lot of planning and organization that goes on in our house.
in preparation for getting a puppy, we read this (thank you assuntos):

those monks really know what they're talking about. it's good. it's been our puppy bible.
unfortunately we did not follow one very important suggestion the monks made.
"cover your lap and the seating area next to you with a towel or old bedsheet in case the puppy gets carsick."
when we were packing lucy up, the breeder said...and i quote..."doodle's tend to get carsick, so make sure you cover your lap with a towel."
we say our goodbyes, get lucy settled in my lap (without a towel) and hit the road.
clay and i discuss whether or not we should find a wal-mart and stop and get a towel. against our better judgement, we decide we'll be fine. i'm sure she won't get sick.
we stop for gas, oh 10 minutes out of town and lucy jumps from my lap into clay's seat. she is jumping on the door and looking out the window. we get back on the road and she is attempting to jump up onto the dashboard. we keep laughing.
oh, look how cute lucy is...she wants to see out the window.
she finally settles down in my lap. the next thing i know i feel a warm sensation on my right leg.
lucy urinated. all over me.
and we still have 3 hours and 45 minutes to go.
no worries. just a little pee. nothing i can't handle.
she settles back into my lap.
awww...5 minutes have gone by. this isn't so bad. i can be a dog owner.
lucy goes in for a yawn.
and throws up all over my left leg, the middle console and the seatbelt.
not to be graphic or anything, but there were chunks.
i may have freaked out a little bit. yelled at clay to pull over. insisted that i have no idea how to be a dog owner and refused to be a passenger any longer.
now that my right side is covered in urine and my left side is covered in up chuck. and we have 3 hours and 40 minutes left in our journey.
i will drive. clay can handle lucy.
after she threw up one more time on the floorboard, we stopped at a wal-mart and bought some towels, carpet cleaner and a snack.
and lucy spent the rest of the trip here:
of course, once we had the towels, there were no more accidents. isn't that how it always works.
we finally made it home and the first two nights were rough, but now she is sleeping beautifully and loves it here at the fulghum house...as far as we can tell.


9 comments:
ever once in awhile, the overreacting comes out in you in big ways. i love those moments:)! sorry it took dog pee and dog chunks to make it happen, but at least you have a fabulous new dog owner story. please tell lucy that i think she is more than adorable.
There are so many things about this post that I love.
I absolutely identify (not a dog lover until I now have my own).
I am so thankful that even 3 states away these former roommates (you and I) can appreciate a new dog.
and...of course you would have to sustain urin and vomit in your very first hour of dog ownership.
jess.
Lucy is precious, Kristin! I think she will be such a great friend to you and Clay. Enjoy her :)
ok i was cracking up reading that even though i had already lived the story. you are a funny writer.
you have me laughing out loud! (i'm not an "lol" abbrev/text speak kind of gal.) lucy is adorable, and i wish you lived closer so myles could show her the ropes at the dog parks! you now have a great story to tell! love it! :)
well, if it makes you feel any better, kids do the same thing :) miss you and she is too cute!!!
Isn't amazing how owning a dog really changes the way that you look at other dogs? We were the same. Wait until you aren't even grossed out anymore by dog vomit and pee. What a funny story! You guys are going to be great parents to this lucky dog.
Shared this with grandma tonight and we were laughing our heads off-
she's spending the night and just retired for the evening.
I love this post Kristin! What kind of dog is Lucy? She looks a lot like my puppy Milo. :)
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